A never ending Sunday

You wake up around 10 a.m., turn on your computer, prepare breakfast and make the bed. Around noon you realise you spent half the day in front of the computer. This doesn't stop you from spending another two or three hours browsing meaningless websites. Finally, around three, you brush your teeth and get out of your pyjamas. In an attempt to make something to eat you realise you have no food, and you drag yourself down to the local store. The weather is really nice, but why would you wanna stay outside longer than necessary? It's Sunday, for Christ sake! The day to be disgusting and stay in bed. So you get home, have a crappy lunch and end up in front of the computer again. Around seven you realise that you wasted yet another day, and you go to bed feeling totally fulfilled.